To support my recent article on my customised fountain pen, here is the evidence. My wife, Ash, unbeknownst to me, sent in a letter to Danny Katz's Modern Guru column in the Sydney Morning Herald's Good Weekend. I present Exhibit A (the second question - click for a closer look):

I wrote back to Danny, and the editors printed my letter on the letters page, much to my embarrassment (exhibit B):

I rest my case: I am officially a fountain pen nerd.